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Why is my blog in the evening you ask..

That's right cause I had to send my daughter back to school. No, not because she doesn't cook, nor because she doesn't do laundry, nor because she is a lil gassy. No I sent her back because

BeachHouse = LOVE

Now I didn't send her back because she wanted to go back and what an amazing opportunity she has attending that school. Please refer to the colorful line above.

I am so happy to find my mission and I have been contemplating how can I define me. So again I search for me and google my name.. Melisa.. and what do I get...

MELISA^® is the world’s leading test for hypersensitivity to metals. It is used worldwide by dentists and doctors to determine whether a patient is intolerant to materials commonly used in dental restorations or bodily implants.

How did they know that, sadly, I cannot wear earrings or piercings in other places (R.I.P Nipple Rings.. sniff sniff sniff) because my body does not tolerate metal jewelry well.

I have also been thinking, maybe I should add things I enjoy so maybe I can get to know ME better.

First I am starting off adding my favorite song to my blog. (psst... Click that blue sentence)
Thanks to a wonderful Brittney (not my cute daughter but another cute Brittney) I now have this song as my ring tone.

Now I'm gonna tell me a little about me. My father died when I was 10 months old... and I have been finding, for a period of time, he comes to me in the form of a hawk. So then I decided to look up hawk and it might relate to my name in Google Images and this is what I found....

Ok, none of those are me, or at least I don't think they are. I looked at each one and compared them to me in a the mirror. Shauncy says, "They ALL need a good a** kickin!"
For the record, I don't know who Shauncy is either. So I think I am safe from harm.